October 2011
2 posts
September 2011
17 posts
3 tags
idea: tomato sauce on my lunch! plan backfires, that is the tomato sauce explodes all over me and now i look like a mass murderer
August 2011
32 posts
3 tags
i can smell boritos omnomnomom, i love thursdays!
2 tags
things i am good at:
whistling
running the perfect bubble bath
remembering/quoting tv commercials
ignoring reality
things that will help me in life:
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4 tags
…got up and changed the channel with the remote then went to chuck it back onto the couch, it hit the cushion, rebounded back to me and landed on my toe, ow